How to Consistently Generate Zero Traffic to Your Website Day After Day

So you have a website and now you you're trying to think of way to get visitors there and to make some money with the site. You've got a great product, great service, great guarantee, and a great price that you're hoping visitors will take advantage of when they land on your sales page, but you just want people to find your site all by themselves because, heck, you've already done so much work to get to this point! You're tired and need a break. Well, let me tell about six fantastic ways to make absolutely, positively sure that you never receive any traffic to your site! These are some of the best ways to not get traffic to your site, so listen up! First, don't even think about incorporating any type of search engine optimization into your site. Don't worry about keywords or tags or page titles. Don't worry about any of that nonsense. Second, don't stop for even one second to consider the targeted traffic generating effects of article marketing.

I mean, you probably don't want any actually buyers to come to your page that may be specifically looking for what you're offering. It's probably just best to stick with "window shoppers", huh? Third, never in a million years try to establish yourself as an expert in your niche. You really want to take advantage of every opportunity to not share any of the information that you know about your particular niche.

Fourth, absolutely never network with any other people in your niche to take advantage of their expertise in marketing or their expertise about the type of product that you are trying to sell. Fifth, you probably haven't given much thought to building a list of potential buyers or existing buyers, so don't think about it now! That's probably more hassle than it's worth and would just waste a lot of time anyway. Finally, stay away from online forums that are exclusively about your niche.

I mean, at this point, you probably know all there is to know about your niche, so you know about all of the problems that people interested in your niche have and you have all of the answers for them. They just need to find your site and all of their problems will be solved. That's simple enough, huh? All that you have to do to consistently get zero traffic and, ultimately, zero sales is follow the simple step-by-step guide I outlined above. Really, all your work is done.

All that you have to do now is sit back and brag that you have a website and a product that's just sitting out in cyberspace, collecting dust. You have now arrived! Copyright (c) 2008 Mike Row.

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